As the blonde turns

You know, my life is really crazy. I think sometimes my life should be the basis of a soap opera. You know, something like As the Blonde Turns. I would be the smart and sophisticated, yet humorous leader of the town. I would, of course, have my sidekicks who would be loyal to me. However, in my soap opera, my sidekicks would not be cold, heartless bitches who would stab me in the back. There would be plenty of drama (because in my circle of friends, drama is very prevalent!! We would not even have to pay writers because we could come up with it on our own!!). There would also be plenty of comedy (gee... maybe I should think about making this a prime-time show!!). Anyways, life is wierd. Life is crazy. Life can be madness. But you know what... even with all the wierdness, craziness, and madness, I would not change a think about my life!!